My Favorite Spam

So I guess if you’ve been doing this long enough you will find that it becomes harder and harder to be excited about comments on your blog because of the mass amounts of spam but here are a couple of my favorite spam comments:

“I’m currently being held prisoner by the Russian mafia and being forced to post spam comments on blogs and forum! If you don’t approve this they will kill me. They’re coming back now. Please send help!”

 
I didn’t actually approve his message because he added some less appropriate links to the comment. I don’t think he actually read the blog. I hope you are alright Vimax. Best Wishes to you.

Then there was:

“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”

I actually think she did read the blog. I approved it immediately. Thanks Lexusgirl.