{"id":689,"date":"2010-05-05T11:03:44","date_gmt":"2010-05-05T19:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/?p=689"},"modified":"2010-05-05T11:06:30","modified_gmt":"2010-05-05T19:06:30","slug":"confession-baby-blues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/?p=689","title":{"rendered":"Confession: Baby Blues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After I had my first baby, my mother came for a visit and she said that a new mom usually\u00a0has about an hour a day where she can choose what she wants to do. And she recommended that I choose wisely. My choices were: Shower, Sleep, Eat, Clean, Exercise, or Cry. My new baby is 3 months old and I usually pick sleep. My name is Bianca, I have a new baby, and while my baby is beautiful, clean and well fed, my house is a mess, I haven&#8217;t eaten in days (or at least it feels that way), I&#8217;m 50 pounds overweight, I currently have a belly flap and a muffin top, (mmmmmm&#8230; muffins), and I&#8217;m starting to smell funny because when given the choice between all these things, I choose sleep. The good news: Since sleep comes before eating the pounds should come off soon. I haven&#8217;t cried in months, because\u00a0I would rather sleep then cry,\u00a0and I am well rested. Still, always something\u00a0 to work on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After I had my first baby, my mother came for a visit and she said that a new mom usually\u00a0has about an hour a day where she can choose what she wants to do. And she recommended that I choose wisely. My choices were: Shower,&nbsp;<a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/?p=689\">&hellip;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-confessions-of-a-molly-mormon-want-to-be"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8Ddwu-b7","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=689"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/689\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":700,"href":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/689\/revisions\/700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}