{"id":154,"date":"2009-07-16T03:39:04","date_gmt":"2009-07-16T11:39:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/?p=154"},"modified":"2009-09-12T12:26:32","modified_gmt":"2009-09-12T20:26:32","slug":"she-fails-and-fails-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/?p=154","title":{"rendered":"She Fails, and Fails again&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Until that great day when she comes out on top&#8230;&#8230;and then she just makes it look easy! So I&#8217;ve tried two new recipes since I started this whole fair-weathered-fish eating -vegetarian-word of wisdom thing. The first was the veggie burger. Now, I&#8217;ve had veggie burgers from the store and they can be absolutely amazing but the ones I made&#8230;not so much. They took me forever and didn&#8217;t taste anything close to what I remember. Today, I finally buckled down and tried to make Seitan, (or wheat meat). I baked it in the oven with a little BBQ sauce and well&#8230;.it didn&#8217;t turn out like it did in the pictures and it resembled a creme puff more than it did chicken, and didn&#8217;t taste nearly as good as either. I have to say here that I&#8217;m a little discouraged, and a hot dog sounds mighty good right about now,but I&#8217;m not ready to give up completely. I really need some wisdom so the frozen cheese pizza will have to do until I learn how to do this.\u00a0 Ironic isn&#8217;t it? I am trying to live by the word of wisdom to gain wisdom but don&#8217;t have the wisdom to know how. (Not frustrating at all) Here&#8217;s to the day when I can make it look easy! (as we clink our\u00a0champagne glasses filled with sparkling apple cider)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Until that great day when she comes out on top&#8230;&#8230;and then she just makes it look easy! So I&#8217;ve tried two new recipes since I started this whole fair-weathered-fish eating -vegetarian-word of wisdom thing. The first was the veggie burger. Now, I&#8217;ve had veggie burgers&nbsp;<a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/?p=154\">&hellip;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[105,106,75],"class_list":["post-154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-failure-is-a-part-of-life","tag-inspiration","tag-word-of-wisdom"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8Ddwu-2u","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":301,"href":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions\/301"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasingmolly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}